Since Rep. Weiner isn't the first person to ever be hacked digitally send out his junk and flirt with an alleged lady online...nor the first New York house member to have scandalous social networking behavior exposed (Rep. Chris Lee)...nor his he the first notable person to allegedly send a naughty picture of himself (Brett Favre)...then the exposure of his actions shouldn't be that surprising...I think we all need to step away from the mirror, put down the camera phone...and go back to making secret rendezvous type meetings and sending letters with no return address...and having real life (but safe) sex in person not in cyber space (even though the only STDs spread are computer viruses) or show some personal restraint...Am I reaching for the stars here? Probably...
It's not like I've never been sent a dirty photo but it is not the smartest activity to engage in...The interweb is not the place to be exposing yourself (which is of course, ironic b/c I write thereby exposing myself)...but I am talking in pictures kiddies...that sext or email you just sent to your boyfriend of your hoo-ha may seem as innocent as sending a dirty picture can actually be...but those messages do not self destruct...they live on forever and ever...hacking, spiteful behavior, accidents and even bragging happens...I for one don't want to go online one day to see any part of my naked body...it is bad enough that I can't control what unflattering pictures my friends post of me...And like Rep. Weiner, I might not know if it's me (but now I know he lied)...eek...I'm still not convinced I'd be able to point out my junk in a line up...I'm serious...then there is the added risk of sending a photo to someone you've never met...maybe even the Craiglist killer...How embarrassing would it be to be hacked up over a boob snapshot? Of course, I wouldn't be here to tell the tale but my momma would know I was soliciting sex on the interweb...If your dad is a Congressman then chances are, you just sent your junk to your dad...So to protect these wobbly bits from prying eyes and twitter scandal...no digital media shall they encounter on my watch! I'll just buy porn and look at dirty magazines like they did in the olden days...or use my memory and imagination...
So ladies, gentlemen and any literate fur friends - quit taking pictures of your junk! Quit sexting and emailing strangers! I guess though if you never intend on a political career or being famous...then maybe it doesn't matter who sees your junk...but I think you should leave it to the professionals...
lilfruityfondle: wonder how big it is
OhHeyGay: ha ha
lilfruityfondle: is it a cocktail weiner or a braut
OhHeyGay: ha ha
lilfruityfondle: is it a cocktail weiner or a braut
OhHeyGay: lil' smokie
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